Weekend Conversations

Me: Mmm, this is seasoned really well. I love me a good pork chop.
Him: Youuuuuu’re MY pork chop.
Me: And don’t you forget it!

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Him: Oh neat, there’s the Kansas School for the Deaf.
Me: What?

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Him: It looked yellow.
Me: Like, yellow yellow or reddish yellow?
Him: Um, kinda orangish yellow.
Me: Normal-ish yellow?
Him: Yes, normal-ish yellow.
Me: Ok, good. That’s good.
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Me: We just had a full, serious conversation about our dog’s pee.
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Him: Do you think there’s any hope for us?

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Me: Mexican?
Him: No, just had that.
Me: Italian?
Him: Nah. Sandwiches?
Me: Eh.
Him: What do we have in the fridge?
Me: A bunch of veggies. A big salad, perhaps?
Him: Eww. Chinese?
Me: Hmm…
Him: Why don’t we just cut to the chase and order a pizza.
Me: Took you long enough.

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Hope you had a good weekend, all! I know we did. :)

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