Why were we so scared?

a) Because it was 4th of July weekend, three years ago, and we were worried we would miss the fireworks.

Correction: I was worried I would miss the fireworks.

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b) Because a giant, glowing hand was attacking us.

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c) Because it was hot and melting in the heat wasn’t in our plans that evening.

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d) Because the print on my dress was, was, was…frightening.

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e) Because our limbs had suddenly grown.

It was concerning.

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f) Because someone announced that the world was out of coffee beans.

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g) Because Hubz was wearing a lavender tie.

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h) Because Hubz was wearing pinstripes.

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i) Because Hubz’s wife fiance was wearing a dress. A dress!

He was in shock.

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j) Because we had recently gotten engaged and…do you know how much florist’s cost?!

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k) Because it was dark and we couldn’t find our way home.

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l) Because I ate the last of the cucumber salad the night before.

I’m always eating the last of the cucumber salad.

Why can’t I ever remember to ask him if he wants any before taking the last bite?

Oh well, I have other good qualities.

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m) Because I had just ran out of books to read.

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n) Because we were fighting.
o) Because we weren’t fighting.
p) Because we loved each other so, so much.

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q) We weren’t scared.

We were 8000 feet above sea level and just had a little too much wine.

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I’m off the grid for a few days, ya’ll. Have a fabulous holiday weekend! See you in a week.

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